Monday, January 7, 2013

Warning: Sweeping Declaration to Follow

I am done with Winter.
I want Summer to come back already.
Now, who's with me?!
We can start a petition.
There. I said it.
I said it and there's no going back now.
Winter, you've served us well and while you were enjoyable for a time, that time is up.
You need to move over to make room for Summer or at least Spring. I'm not that picky.
I mean, the calendar says I need to wait until March 20 for Spring to start.
I think we can all agree that that is a little bit preposterous but I remain confident that we can work something out.
I just need it to be warm enough for me to be able to go to the beach, sink down into some toasty sand and feel the sun warm my skin (with the proper UV protection, of course).
So, maybe just a nice, solid 80-85degrees. That would propably do the trick. You see, not a lot to ask. I actually think I'm being quite reasonable.
So now that I've put forth this completely convincing and fool proof argument, who wishes to join me in petitioning for the end of Winter?
Take your time.
It's a lot to consider.
Get back to me when you decide that you are ready to sink your feet into some sunbaked sand.

xoxoxoxox

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